CONGRESS, n. A chimera having the hindquarters of a mule, the foreparts of an elephant, the head of a clown, and the hands of a thief. It is consequently unable to properly sit, stand, think, or keep its fingers out of the pockets of pensioners.
BUREAUCRACY
BUREAUCRACY, n. A facade of ineptitude behind which grand larceny willingly hides itself from prosecution.
BAGPIPE
BAGPIPE, n. An instrument that emits a shrill, reedy sound when blown into and squeezed by its owner. The senator is another.
ABATTOIR
ABATTOIR n. A slaughterhouse. An intermediate stage of the industrial meat trade, located somewhere between artificial insemination and coronary heart disease.
ABASH
ABASH, v. To elicit the obsolescent emotion of shame.
DEAD
DEAD, adj. Able to vote in most states.