GRAVITY, n. The natural force of attraction two bodies exert on one another until one of those bodies opens its mouth.
From cradle to gravity,
Not Christian depravity,
Went highfalutin
Sir Isaac Newton.
The Cambridge elite
Were found too effete,
So he studied instead
Why? the bump on his head.
There followed this chance
The preponderance
Of mechanics of weight.
The apple he ate.
Pes Planus, Chiropodist