HIGHWAY, n. Land fertile for the growth of traffic.
BAR
BAR, n. A tabernacle built to the god Ebriety, where attendees may worship any or all in the pantheon of fermented or distilled spirits, repent the commission of past sins, and supplicate for the opportunity of future ones.
TRUTH
TRUTH, n. A four-letter word.
THANKSGIVING DAY
THANKSGIVING DAY, n. An annual holiday for family and friends to gather and give thanks that it happens only annually. As herald of the Advent of Christmas Commercial, it is observed most devoutly by fire departments, EMTs, and emergency room staff ministering on double time over the customary rituals of Burnt Forgottens and Stigmata Hot Oil as well as the rites of the Sacred Heart Attack.
TODAY
TODAY, n. A midpoint on the timeline between Past and Future where resourceful men and women exercise their higher nature by putting off until tomorrow what they should have done yesterday.
ABOMASUM
ABOMASUM, n. The final of four stomachs in ruminant, cud-chewing mammals such as the cow, the bison, the yak, and the New York Times subscriber.
GUILT
GUILT, n. An emotional lever of such profound force that it can move a man to make an apology and a woman to accept it.
EAR
EAR, n. A genetic overestimation of man’s ability and willingness to listen.
FLAGELLATE
FLAGELLATE, v. (?)Beats me.